The Haphazard Athlete

🏃‍♂️🚴‍♂️ The Haphazard Athlete 
Training for greatness… accidentally.
Powered by carbs, chaos, and questionable life choices.
Triathlon? I thought it was three snacks.
🧦 One sock always missing.
📍 Somewhere between mile 1 and an existential crisis.

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Can't link to my tiktok until I get 1000 followers on some such nonsense, so you can get me @the.haphazard.ath